Nobody's going to believe this. Look, I'm just a guy, OK? I know you heard about the “earthquake” that hit River City, right? How all the phones were out?

Well, I'm telling you right now, that's bullshit. It's not an earthquake, it's an invasion.

If you get this message, do something. Stop them. They've got the police, they've got patrols, they've killed the phones. But they haven't really shut down the heart of the city yet. We can move around, kinda.

I'm going to go underground. I know some people who might help. I know, you think I'm just some worthless kid, but you know what? I'm gonna stop this shit, right here and now. Watch me.